Federal workers have one more day to decide whether or not to trust the White House, resign from their jobs, and take a controversial "deferred resignation" deal conceived with Elon Musk's input, ...

"Anything with three prongs is a trident," I told the table. They did not concur. A discussion ensued: How many tines should a fork have? Is there a limit? "The limit does not exist,” I said ...

It’s like seeing a clam with teeth. It was my own fault that the Man Fork landed on my doorstep. I was talking too big a game at the soft opening of my friend’s Italian restaurant Scampi.